No More Kings Leaving Lilliput
"You're tuned into Lilliput, 97.3,
The radio station for all the tiny people, like you and me.
All the party people only three inches tall, raise your hands. Uh. Uh."
My name is Gulliver
I've been lying here all day
Kept like a zeppelin (Kept like a zepplin.)
Tethered to the ground
So I won't fly away (Fly away.)
Two thousand people
So much smaller than me
I'd dash them to pieces
If I could get my arms free
The thought has crossed my mind
I might not ever get out of here
I'm not giving up this time
I've gotta keep my head clear
I keep telling myself
Telling myself
I keep telling myself
Come on, be strong
I keep telling myself
Telling myself
I keep telling myself
Come on, be strong
"You feel the love coming at ya?
We got the big man tied down,
But that don't mean you gotta frown.
Keep that dial where it is.
Keep it put, Lilliput.
And I'm throwing out little tiny vibes for your tiny minds.
Put your itty bitty hands in the air for me now."
I'm just a traveler
They don't play host very well
I think I'm starting to
Sympathize with Gargamel
Chasing all the Smurfs
Three apples high
Gonna catch their blue butts
Make a blue Smurf pie
And if I close my eyes
Will they all disappear
I keep telling myself
I keep telling myself
I keep telling myself
Come on, be strong
I keep telling myself
Telling myself
I keep telling myself
Come on, be strong
I keep on telling myself.
I keep on telling myself.
I keep telling myself
I keep telling myself
I keep telling myself
Come on, be strong
Come on, be strong
Come on, be strong
"Hello again, my Lilliputian friends.
I bring thee bad tidings.
I don't mean to preach,
But there's trouble at the beach.
A security breach,
And the big man is out of reach.
What lesson does this teach?
Hey, man, I don't got to rhyme all the time.
Just a newscaster,
Telling ya about disaster!
You're listening to 97.3.
Peace out, Lilliput."
