Nine Pound Hammer Shakey Puddin'
When I was 10, froggy 'n' bad, the first taste of puddin' I ever had, my sister's friend, sweet little Sue. In the backyard, in a little shed, first time that I was fed--- that tasty dish, just for two.
C'mon gimme some of that shakey puddin', cause it's so doggone good.
You know I love your lovin', honeywouldn't quit you if I could.
Well I was raised a little cad, with a stack of Playboys my daddy had,
soon I was on the road to sin.
Some Catholic girls liked to play along, sneakin' out to Van Halen songs.
That began my life-long binge.
I thought about a normal life, instead of runnin' around half the night,
takin' someone to slow me down.
I could be some girl's Mister Right, settle down, three kids and a wife,
that really don't sound so bad.
C'mon gimme some of that shakey puddin', cause it's so doggone good.
You know I love your lovin', honeywouldn't quit you if I could.
