Nine Pound Hammer Don't Get No Better Than This
Drinkin' all night long to sad country songs
It's driving me insane
Well, I'm drownin' my fears in cheap American beer
I'm lookin' for somebody to blame
Head for the mountains, go for the gusto
You only go 'round once in life
Well, I'm wastin' my time on long drunken drives
Makin' up excuses for an angry wife
Now I'm cruisin' down I-75
Throwin' my empties at the wrong way signs
I'm so wasted, I can't see shit
And it don't get no better than this
It don't get no better than this
It don't get no better than this
It don't get no better than this
What in the hell am I doing in this cell?
Get drunk and start a fight?
Well, one thing's for certain, the way my head is hurtin'
Feels like I hit a bus last night
Then it all came back, like one big crash
Rammin' God's children head-on
Well, what can I say, it never happens this way
In all those old Red Sovine songs
I'm cruisin' down I-75
Throwin' my empties at the wrong way signs
I'm so wasted, I can't see shit
And it don't get no better than this
It don't get no better than this
It don't get no better than this
It don't get no better than this, yeah
When I was a kid I'd see beer commercials on TV
Girls, good times, havin' fun
Now I'm outside a Pik-Pak, tryin' to grab a 12-pack
Couldn't wait till I was 21
Now I'm only as bold
As I'm told by a drunken society
Now there's more blood on my can of Bud
Than there ever was in me
Now I'm cruisin' down I-75
Throwin' my empties at the wrong way signs
I'm so wasted, I can't see shit
And it don't get no better than this
It don't get no better than this
It don't get no better than this
It don't get no better than this
