Nine Not Since Charlie Chaplin
[FIRST REPORTER]
Guarda! It's Guido Contini!
[GUIDO]
Oh my God!
[GUIDO AND LUISA]
Reporters!
[REPORTERS AND SPA PEOPLE]
Guido Contini! Guido Contini! Guido Contini!
Guido Contini is here at the spa!
Not since Charlie Chaplin has there
Ever been
A film director like this-Guido
Contini!
Everything he does gets world
Attention
Whether it's a hit or a miss-Guido
Contini!
He writes the script!
He writes the score!
He's the director!
And even more
He's a consummate actor!
[SECOND REPORTER]
So what's your new film about, Guido?
[GUIDO]
I do not discuss a script until I've finished writing it!
[THIRD REPORTER]
Your producer claims you haven't even started it.
[GUIDO]
That's ridiculous! Where is she?
[THIRD REPORTER]
In Paris.
[SECONF REPORTER]
Trying to find you.
[FIRST REPORTER]
Does your wife know you're travelling with this woman?
[GUIDO]
This is my wife.
[CARLA]
Guido...!
[GUIDO]
Carla! My God! What're you doing here in Venice?
[CARLA]
I had to see you right away. I'm staying at the Albergo
Caldo, numero cinque-cinque-
[GUIDO]
Cinque-cinque.
[CARLA]
I have wonderful news, I'll be waiting!
[LUISA]
Guido, was that Carla?
[GUIDO]
Carla? No-no my love-I told you, that's all over with.
[CLAUDIA]
Guido...!
[GUIDO]
Claudia! I've been trying to reach you! I need you for my film!
[OUR LADY OF THE SPA]
Signor Contini, telephone, line seven; it's from Paris!
[GUIDO]
Claudia?
[LILIANE LA FLEUR]
No, it's Liliane, your producer. Remember me?
[GUIDO]
Oh yes.
[LILIANE]
I still haven't seen a script! What are you doing in Venice?
[GUIDO]
Well, I'm, I'm...scouting locations!
[LILIANE]
I see! That must mena that the film's going to shot
in Venice. Thanks for telling me. I'll see you tomorrow.
[GUIDO]
Wonderful.
[REOPRTERS AND SPA PEOPLE]
No task too big!
[GUIDO]
So she's coming here!
[REOPRTERS AND SPA PEOPLE]
No task too small!
[GUIDO]
Now what do I do?
[REOPRTERS AND SPA PEOPLE]
He sketches costumes!
[GUIDO]
I'll go to Paris!
[REOPRTERS AND SPA PEOPLE]
And that's not all
He writes the subtitles!
[OUR LADY OF THE SPA]
Signor Contini, telephone, line five,
it's the Hollywood reporter!
[GUIDO]
Luisa, please help me!
