Nerf Herder Unlisted
Saturday night, your high on crank,
Eating club sammiches at Ben Frank's.
Hollywood babe, it's just not my trip.
Buying your groceries at the Pink Dot,
Trying to be somebody that you're not.
Cheerios cost a lot, on the sunset strip.
Baby come back down to me,
Baby come back down to me.
Baby, come back to Pasadena,
Come back down to me.
You party in the clubs on your GHB,
Baby nobody ever caught herpes from me.
I see it on the news all the time,
Make me wanna cry.
Well I'm sitting home with I Love Lucy,
You were out on the town with Danny Bonaduce.
Hey Ricky, ayayayayay.
Baby come back down to me,
Baby come back down to me.
Baby, come back to Pasadena,
Come back down to me.
You spend your time at the Viper Room
Well what's so wrong with my living room
Celebrities, they come and they go.
One day you're Cary Grant,
And the next you're Scott Baio.
Aspiring actress and a social ladder climber,
Saw you at Danny's with Rodney Bingenheimer.
Congratulations, looks like you're pick of the day.
Baby come back down to me,
Baby come back down to me.
Baby, come back to Pasadena,
Come back down to me.
Bababababababababababa,
Bababababababababa,
Babababababababababa.