Nerf Herder Karaoke King
He might strip for all the ladies
In the front row
The luckiest one will catch the scarf that he throws
The the mood for Huey Luis
Or maybe a show tune
He'll dedicate 'The Rainbow Connection' to you
He'll be working the crowds
Like the Bolton's 'Blue Dream'
Now he's singing 'Islands in the Stream'
He can sing in any key.
He never reads what's on the screen.
That's because he'll always be the Karaoke King
He'll always be the Karaoke King
He spots a single woman
At the back of the bar
He'll do a Bryan Adams medly
Trying to impress her.
With his John Tesh smile
And Hall and Oates hits
Even Julio Inglesis can't top this
He'll be working the crowds
Like the Bolton's 'Blue Dream'
Now he's singing 'Islands in the Stream'
He can sing in any key.
He never reads what's on the screen.
That's because he'll always be the Karaoke King
He'll always be the Karaoke King.
Now he couldn't succeed in the pop music scene
But he's starring in his own fantasy
Still yet to be discovered
But he thinks he'll make it big.
That's because he'll always be the Karaoke King
He'll always be the Karaoke King
