Nerf Herder Garage Sale
Awesome
An old plastic mug
With a picture of a smurf on it... smurf
And an old white leather sofa
With a brown stain, where you use to sit
And a statuette of a dragon
Clutching a crystal orb
And a t-shirt of a unicorn flying through space
That was tattered and worn
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A few years ago
I got invited to your birthday party
I wanted to make an impression
So I walked up and down State street
To the hippy store
To buy a nice preasent for you, uh-huh
A Scooby Doo
I spent $34.95 on a very fancy scented candle
It smelt like strawberry Pop Tarts... and oregeno
I rubbed it all over my body
And wrapped it up to give it to you
But here it is
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Why, why would you sell it?
I thought you liked it, I knew you did
I found a birthday present for you, for you
A dusty old birthday present for you
I found a birthday present for you, for you
A crummy old birthday present for you, for you
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Oooh!
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25 cents at your garage sale
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25 cents!
25 cents!
25 cents at your garage sale
25 cents!
25 cents!
25 cents at your garage sale
Uhh
