Neil Sedaka Johnny Walker, Old Grandad, Jackie Daniels & You
You ain't showin' no devotion
The way you're treatin' me
You go out for the evenin' paper
And you don't come home 'till three
Or four
Stumblin' through the door like a wounded pup, ya can't stand up
Oh how I dread draggin' you to bed
When you had a few
Fillin' up them ice baths
Playin' nursemaid too
To Johnnie Walker, Old Grandad, Jackie Daniels and you
You've been stealin' all of my money
From the cookie jar
I can see a trail of pennies
Leadin' to the bar
And grill
Where ya hide until ya come home tight at broad daylight
Well it's a doggone shame ya carry my name
And my baby too
While most gals have one man
You have quite a crew
It's Johnnie Walker, Old Grandad, Jackie Daniels and you
You're a one man woman honey
But you've got me up-tight
I'll tell the judge ya stole my money
And he's gonna set you right
In Jail
And I won't bring the bail for thirty days
'Till ya change your ways
If you can't choose between me and booze
This time we're really through
I'm not gonna pay that alimony
'Cause I intend to sue
Johnnie Walker, Old Grandad, Jackie Daniels and you