Less Than Useful Lyrics

Ned's Atomic Dustbin Less Than Useful

I don't believe what I'm thinking
I'm less than useful
I could take if from someone else
But even I think it's truthful
I need something my own size
Something that fits me well

Spend so long being serious
When someone could have died for less
Do you want me to smile?
Well I'll try

You say I must be in a mess
Well let me guess what you suggest
You want me to smile
Well I'll try
Do you want me to smile?

Yes, I see what you're saying
I'm still pretty youthful
I can take it from someone like you
You've still got your hands full
But I need someone my own size
Someone that fits me well

Spend so long being serious
When someone could have died for less
Do you want me to smile?
Well I'll try

You say I must be in a mess
Well let me guess what you suggest
You want me to smile
Well I'll try
Do you want me to smile?

If you don't mind
I'll keep my thoughts to myself
If you don't mind
You can do the other

So you want me to smile
Find the reason
So you want me to smile
Find the reason
So you want me to smile
Find the reason, why?

So you want me to smile
Find the reason
So you want me to smile
Find the reason
So you want me to smile
Find the reason, why?