Native Echo The Dublin Deluge
[Intro]
Alright lads...
Last night I came so hard I nearly drowned the poor bastard
[Verse 1]
He had his face buried deep between me thighs
Lickin' like a man who hadn't eaten in five lives
I felt it buildin' like a wave about to break
Then I exploded - pure Irish flood, for f*ck's sake
Soaked his beard, soaked the sheets, soaked the f*ckin' floor
He came up gaspin' like he'd just swum to shore
[Chorus]
I'm a squirter, a gusher, a proper f*ckin' hose
A walkin' waterfall between me legs, God knows
I don't just cum - I launch, I spray, I drown
Lеave a man lookin' like he fеll in the Liffey and went down
Call it the Dublin deluge, the Cork monsoon
The night I nearly washed him out of the room
[Verse 2]
Tried to warn him, said love, you might wanna move
But he just grinned and shoved his tongue in deeper, the fool
Next second I was shootin' like a broken fire hydrant
Hit the headboard, hit the wall, hit the poor dog pantin'
He wiped his face and laughed, Jesus, you're a freak
I said shut up and get back down - I'm not done this week
[Chorus]
I'm a squirter, a gusher, a proper f*ckin' hose
A walkin' waterfall between me legs, God knows
I don't just cum - I launch, I spray, I drown
Leave a man lookin' like he fell in the Liffey and went down
Dublin deluge, Cork monsoon
Nearly washed the poor lad out of the room
[Bridge]
Next morning the mattress was ruined, the carpet was damp
He limped to the kitchen still wearin' me as a stamp
Looked at me and said you're banned from my bed
I just smiled and replied then we'll do it on the floor instead
[Chorus]
I'm a squirter, a gusher, a proper f*ckin' hose!
Walkin' waterfall between me legs, God knows!
I don't just cum - I launch, I spray, I drown!
Leave a man lookin' like he fell in the Liffey and went down!
Dublin deluge, Cork monsoon...
If you value your life - bring a towel, or just run!
[Outro]
Sláinte...
And maybe invest in a mop
