Bing Bong Lyrics

Nasty and Jerome are very naughty

naughty...naughty...naughty...naughty...naughty

yeahh blud

aiiiite

yep yep yep brrrap

yes nasty and jerome innit

fuck you up

reppin chivalric c brrrap

you jewdemi pricks

beth youre fat!

once and always.....

(Nasty)

Nasty Hazzard and MC Jerome

phenomally stoned on the microphone

were seizing rap like caesar seized rome

remembering chivalric you aint alone

name is nasty life full of hazzard

maverick regenade life full of daggers

life for me is music my passion

sex drugs dont

i like fashion

ecko

academic flatcaps, do-rags

masturbate to my porno mags

smoke the joint of hatred

everyone says that im

al-ways be-la-ted

out of time

but always benign to my friends....

i show no benevolence so much eloquence

when im chung my raps have no relelvance

ding my boy jerome

tell him to leave home, come get stoned

im ever so prone to prevail in my zone

knight in shining armour

hit you with the drama - released by the karma

and cos i kneel down to the king gimme a ding

and i might just say

bing bong!

(Jerome)

i snap like king kong

so dont get in my way cos i never am wrong

i would spitroast you but that takes too long

what im here for tonight is to get f..cking monged

monged off my face

its a f..cking disgrace, lights make you so dizzy

acting oh-so silly

playing games all night like

budweiser

check that bitch out i got my eyes on her

my rhymes so deep im sharp as razor

never lost my gift despite being such a blazer

underestimate me ill shock you like taser

and then make you eat my f..cking shit....

but ill let that go this time

even though you messed up my f..cking rhyme

i think that its time to hit the dro'

get ready for it dont be too slow man

this dont shower man

fo' sho'

dez dez my man you my hero

chorus:

(Jerome)

someone set me B's on zoot or ill kill 'em

on second thoughts set me draw for a min and ill bill 'em

up a nice L yeah that will just chill 'em

then well play bing bong until we just drill 'em

(Nasty)

50 second joint rinse sure will kill 'em

zoot upon zoot but let jerome bill 'em

get out the beers yeh we should just chill 'em

then comes bing bong nasty just thrill 'em

(Repeat chorus)

(Nasty)

im the best i dont come from the west

im north all my life

and im feeling the strife, the strife is rough i got cut by a knife

nine times yeah you dig my rhymes

blazing make you feel like running a mo-no-po-ly

sitting in a bar looking pretty just sipping shandy

--- lets pick up a key of draw

and smoke it all in the school

dont need motivation, renotation, its my location that breeds my vocation

alienation hazzard has no patience

fuck with me its all dilapidation

pTc gonna f..ck you up

all you jewdemi pricks we wont back you up

nasty hazzard dont take liberties

dont you f..ck i got history

who do you think taught you to bust knees now

who do you think taught you to smoke trees

Josh Es, Apple Cs, Hydraulic Bs and Jamie Ts

i set J a ding-a-ling

if he gives me a bing-b-bing-bing-bing-bing-bing

(Jerome)

bong!

dont you see my point

all i wanna do is blaze a joint

i dont care what it is roll up a bob marley

get it toking like heaven

that would be gnarly

make sure its all spread though - proportionate

a rip on that end would be unfortunate

mess my zoot ill get the UCS army come down on you

like a f..cking tsunami

this shits good

get that copy and pasted

and meanwhile make sure i get f..cking wasted

cos i remember the times of pokemon blue

like when charizard 'gainst pikachu

shit use tailwhip to bring defence down

diminishes hit points - bring 'em to the ground

get scooped by onix while battling rock

pikachu attacks but no

effect from thundershock

i think that the situations getting quite hairy

might be time to bring on clefairy

looks like dead meat all she does is just sings

but pidgeots here now spreading her wings

looks like onix just got dusted

its super effective rock just got busted

got your first badge now - good on you ash

and look - you even got a shitload of cash

shame that your mum has got bare fanny rash

and that you cant come here and spark up some hash

dont worry too much

just go home cos my batterys dead

dont f..ck with jerome

(Chorus)

(Repeat Chorus)

Chicken Dippas! Bruuup brrrruuup

Jewdemi pricks Bruuup brrrruuup

Dj hydraulics Bruuup brrrruuup

Dj wal-wal Bruuup brrrruuup

Blud! Bruuup brrrruuup

Yo yo come on Bruuup brrrruuup

Chicken Dippas! Bruuup brrrruuup

Jewdemi we'll f..ck you up!Bruuup brrrruuup

Yessssss