Johnny Hotrod Lyrics

Nashville Pussy Johnny Hotrod

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His name is Johnny Jr. but his friends call him Hot Rod
And he's rummaging through an old Ford graveyard
He's a dirt track demon don't care what you say
And he's working on a plan to blow 'em all away

He got a last minute sponsor from the Catfish Cafe
Got drunk and hauled it down to Kentucky Motor Speedway
But he was too coked up to wait for the starter's flag
So he flipped 'em all off and said "So long, fags!"

Let's go!

Well, he crashed through the wall when he blew out a tire
Took out the first row and caught the concession stand on fire
When they pulled him from the wreckage he said "Damn, did we not win"
They said "No you stupid boy, you just f..cked up again."