Home Page »  N »  Narcoleptic Youth
   

Busted Condom Lyrics


Narcoleptic Youth Busted Condom


I'm just a product of a busted condom.
Society doesn't give a "fluff" about me.
A mistake at the latex factory.
Another crying babies mouth to feed..
My friends used to go to the grocery store
and poke holes in the boxes.
But they don't think that's funny anymore
because now they're paying their taxes.
I'm just a busted condom.
You're just a busted condom.
She's/he's just a busted condom.
We're the products of the busted condoms. SNAP!
I'm just the product of a busted condom.
It doesn't really matter how I got here.
A little too much Peach Schnapps and bourbon
mixed in with half a bottle of beer.
You roll 'em on and you stick 'em in
and you think that it's all in fun.
But when the condom snaps and the sperm leaks out,
Congrats! You've got a son!
You stand all day in the welfare line
just to get some of Uncle Sam's money.
It's just the life of a B.C. baby and it isn't very funny.......



microphone to movie star: 3 american icons who smashed box office records
Microphone To Movie Star: 3 American Icons Who Smashed Box Office Records
Evren E. - 14 Feb 2026
becky g’s anti-ice manicure ignites debate at musicares 2026
Becky G’s Anti-ice Manicure Ignites Debate At Musicares 2026
Chris Page - 31 Jan 2026
the most iconic celebrity weddings of american music legends
The Most Iconic Celebrity Weddings Of American Music Legends
Sasha Mednikova - 21 Jan 2026
sabrina carpenter joins pringles for super bowl lx in a “single pringles” love-game teaser
Sabrina Carpenter Joins Pringles For Super Bowl Lx In A “single Pringles” Love-game Teaser
Evren E. - 14 Jan 2026
bts confirms “arirang” album release on march 20, igniting 2026 world tour buzz
Bts Confirms “arirang” Album Release On March 20, Igniting 2026 World Tour Buzz
Chris Page - 05 Jan 2026
Browse: