My Life Story Strumpet
Cinzano drip-fed
Leopard skin bedspread
Housewife superstar
Her feather boa constricts her
Plunging neckline
Doctors' design
Goddbye cellulite
Hello to silicone
Sunken dreamboat
Resigned to talk shows
Serial seducer
Queen Medusa
Raised on marzipan
Hooked on temazepam
Goodbye cellulite
Hello to silicone
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Terminal groupie
Horsey horsey
Fine art collector
Her feather boa constricts her
Immortal has-been
From eighty to eighteen
Goodbye to cellulite
Hello to silicone
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