Munly & The Lee Lewis Harlots Jacob Dumb
She gave me head and heroin
As sure as the sun would set
She let me cum onto her chin
Yet there's one thing that I still regret
She gave me my son, name of Jacob Dumb
This child has been my hell
Nary one with a like tongue
To wean him from himself
And Jacob Dumb...
You wean from yourself
And Jacob Dumb he'd sit with us
On our pineboard each night
Mumble out the songs I sang
He sat between the legs of my wife
Paws on her thighs, tried to pass his age
He sang, though his throat was young
A fly laid an egg, my wife shifted her weight
Jacob, don't live your name Dumb
Jacob Dumb...
Well, don't live your name
Our porch became a teeter totter
When Jacob dropped down
He fell far from his father
My wife shift of weight
Forced Jacob so much closer
And Jacob Dumb...
Well, you are my shame
We lost a game...
She gives him head and heroin
And now he's truly dumb
Now not even Nestor couldn't bring
Peace between myself and my son
Jacob fell far from his father's heart
Though the distance was not too long
Dumb, take my wife, my black tar vice
But don't take from me...
Child, don't take my songs
