Mother Mother Finger
[Verse 1: Ryan Guldemond, Molly Guldemond]
It's funny how a man feels ashamed
When a woman puts her finger in his ass but it feels okay
Oh you shouldn't feel ashamed if the feeling is great
If the feeling is great, you shouldn't feel ashamed
You shouldn't feel ashamed, nah nah, you shouldn't feel ashamed
You really shouldn't feel ashamed, nah nah, you shouldn't feel ashamed
[Verse 2: Ryan Guldemond]
It's funny how a turkey gets stuffed, stuffed, stuffed
And then ya roast the bitch and then ya eat it up
But you wouldn't stuff your dog, oh no, you'd let it sleep
By a cozy fire log, oh yeah, ya let it dream about eating turkey bones
Oh no, f..ckin' turkeys, in this world they're all alone
They're all alone, they're all alone
[Refrain: Ryan Guldemond]
Roo-coocoo-coo
Roo-coocoo-coo-coo-coo-coo
Roo-coocoo-coo
Roo-coocoo-coo, coocoo-coo-coo
[Verse 3: Ryan Guldemond, Molly Guldemond, Ryan Guldemond & Molly Guldemond]
It's funny how a man can just f..ck, f..ck, f..ck
But if a woman gеts f**ked, you wind up calling her a slut? (What?)
It's a shame, it's a crying shamе
Oh no, it's a crying shame
[Refrain: Ryan Guldemond & Molly Guldemond]
Roo-coocoo-coo
Roo-coocoo-coo-coo-coo-coo
Roo-coocoo-coo
Roo-coocoo-coo-coo-coo-coo
[Bridge: Ryan Guldemond, Molly Guldemond]
You gotta love, cause it hurts too much to cry (Ah-ha!)
You gotta love, cause it hurts too much
Hurts too much (Hurts too much)
Way too much (Way too much)
To cry
[Verse 4: Ryan Guldemond & Molly Guldemond, Ryan Guldemond]
It's funny how a man feels ashamed
When a woman puts her finger in his ass (But it feels so great)
Oh you shouldn't feel ashamed if the feeling is great
If the feeling is great, you shouldn't feel ashamed
[Outro: Molly Guldemond, Ryan Guldemond]
You shouldn't feel ashamed, nah nah, you shouldn't feel ashamed
You really shouldn't feel ashamed, nah nah, you shouldn't feel ashamed
Roo-coocoo-coo
Roo-coocoo-coo-coo-coo-coo
Roo-coocoo-coo
Roo-coocoo-coo, coocoo-coo-coo
You shouldn't feel ashamed, nah nah, you shouldn't feel ashamed
You really shouldn't feel ashamed, nah nah, you shouldn't feel ashamed
