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Good Ol' Alcohol Lyrics

Album Name : Have Mercy
Release Date : 2007-06-19
Song Duration : 6:02

Mooney Suzuki Good Ol' Alcohol

I remember back in high school getting’ high was tons
of fun
Its much easier to score some weed than to drink before
you’re 21
At that age I thought alcohol was square, drinking just
something old folks do
Course if we got our hands on some, well hell, we’ll
drink like old folks too
Its different now when you get older and you’re getting
on in your years
I’ve become so much more civilized since moving on to
spirits and beers
So today if I wanna act an ass and gag, puke, stagger,
and fall
I’m gonna do it in the trusted hands…of good old
That good ol alcohol
One more before last call
Can make you feel a mile high
If you’ve been feeling small
Yes, every now and then
I call upon my friend
That good ol, good ol, good old alcohol!
When I was younger my thing was hippy drugs
Like hashish, caps, and lids
Had a dug-out with zoso written on
Where I kept my one hitter hid
Amphetamine just wasn’t my speed
And cocaine will make you go broke
But man oh man, I sure could go for that marijuana
I’d use a bong, or bowl, or rollin’ papers, or any
other smoke components
Then I’d rip right through two boxes of Little Miss’
coffee cake covered donuts
And if you found your self stranded with no
paraphanalia at all
You could always poke some holes through empty cans of
That good ol alcohol finds you in the bathroom stall
With your face inside the toilet, curled up in a little
Yeah once you’ve done my friend, you’ll come runnin’
back again
For some good ol, good ol, good old alcohol!
The mescaline you scored at cheap’s meadow looked like
little candy nerds
That shit’ll make you crap your pants and backwards
speak your words
Ate an 1/8th of psychedellic mushroom at my buddy’s
girlfriends place
Listened to ‘Lectric Lady land three times over again
with a strobe light in my face
Then there was LSD; some double dipped and some were
window paine
Some bart simpson, some blue unicorn, and…uh, some of
them just plain.
12 hours later trying to get high on shakes, seeds, and
stems will do f..ck-all
Only way to ease that come-down is with some good ol
That good ol alcohol, when the doctor needs a call
He may offer you some perkaset or even demoral
Yet when you’re high and dry, nothing else will get you
Like some good ol, good ol, good old alcohol!
There will come one morning after when you will wake up
and you will say
Goddamn I’m getting’ too old for this…what time is it
and what day?
Where are all my Goddamn clothes and where’s my wallet,
shoes, and keys
Where goddamn hell am I and goddamn it hurts when I try
to pee
Now my liver’s limp, synapses spent, and my nerve
endings are fried
Got through many a trying night, the kind where
stronger men have died
But I’ve seen it, smelled it, ate it, tasted it,
Slid it, hit it, chased it, wasted it, puffed it,
huffed it
Dosed it, toast it, Rolled it n sold it n tin foil
bowled it
I’ve smoked poked, copped, popped
Mixed, fixed, chopped, dropped
Licked, kicked, toked n choked…weaked ‘n’ peeked & woke
n boke
I’ve scored it and hoarded it…I’ve snorted it and
sorted it
I’ve Slipped it, lipped it, sipped it and roach clipped
I’ve cleaned it and fiended it, I’ve laced it and
tasted it
I’ve dipped it and chewed it, Zig zag and bambooed it
I’ve cold turkey and restarted it
I’ve discarded and bogarted it
I’ve taken it and I’ve shaken it
I’ve stirred it and I’ve slurred and blurred it all…
And there ain’t a goddamn thing I trust as much…as good
old alcohol!
That good ol alcohol…one more before last call
Can make you feel a mile high if you’ve been feeling
Yes every now and then I’ll call upon my friend
That good ol good ol good ol alcohol
That good ol good ol good ol alcohol
That good ol good ol good ol alcohol
…smoke ‘em if you got ‘em!

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