Monks I Ain't Gettin' Any
Girls, they're just a waste of time
I buy them drinks all night
But just get out my mind
Everytime I take one home
They only use my phone
I ain't got one my own
Well, life is rough for an adolescent tough
Even when you're good looking like me
I wouldn't say no to a little bit of stuff
No, not many
'Cause I ain't gettin' any
Joe, he ain't no Romeo
Thease dollies come and go
What's he got, I don't know
Once I brought this tasty chick
I thought, "Now this is it"
She said, "I'm feeling sick."
Well, life is rough for an adolescent tough
Even when you're good looking like me
I wouldn't say no to a little bit of stuff
No, not many
'Cause I ain't gettin' any
Aurrgh, I think I'll play some guitar...
Sounds good, doesn't it.
Well, life is rough for an adolescent tough
Even when you're good looking like me
I wouldn't say no to a little bit of stuff
No, not many
'Cause I ain't gettin' any
Bought myself this flash coupé
I cruised around all day
And it got towed away
Took this bird out to a show
We had the whole back row
She kept on sayin' no, no, NO!
Well, life is rough for an adolescent tough
Even when you're good looking like me
I wouldn't say no to a little bit of stuff
No, not many
'Cause I ain't gettin' any
I ain't gettin' much
I ain't gettin' any
I ain't gettin' much
I ain't gettin' any
I ain't gettin' much
I ain't gettin' any
