Mojo Nixon I Ain't Gonna Piss In No Jar (feat. Skid Roper)
Well I ain't gonna pee pee in no cup
Unless Nancy Reagan's gonna drink it up
Said yo Nancy, we just say, no, no, no no no no no
Well go ahead and fire me from my job
There's one little thing you ain't gonna rob
That's my freedom, and my liberty
Well I ain't gonna piss in no jar
Them evil peckerheads they done gone too far
I wouldn't pee in their mouths if they were dying of thirst
Yeah we got to get rid of this evil curse
I'm alive and I'm fighting this jive
Everybody should go to Washington
We can have ourselves a little fun
You know, they want our piss, I think we ought to give it to them
Surround the White House with a urinary moat
So Ronnie and Nancy will have to float on a boat
Get across the stinky, steaming yellow pee pee sea, oh
Well I ain't gonna piss in no jar
Them evil peckerheads they done gone way too far
You know Thomas Jefferson is gonna be mighty pissed
When he finds out about this, I said
Come back from the dead, Tom, sock 'em in the head
Why is everybody so afraid of drugs
Man they afraid of what the drugs gonna do to us
Well I ain't gonna pee pee in no cup
Unless Nancy Reagan's gonna drink it up
Said yo Nancy, we just say, no, no, no no no no no
Well go ahead and throw me in some jail
Ram hot spikes up my tail
But you're not gonna get a drop of peepee out of me
I ain't gonna piss in no jar
I ain't gonna piss in no jar
I ain't gonna piss in no jar
I ain't gonna piss in no jar
You know Foghorn Leghorn wouldn't pee in no jar
You know Patrick Henry didn't say "Give me liberty or give me a urine sample" now, did he?
Aw we sure enough Rockin' out, Skid
Huey Long wouldn't piss in no jar!
What's gonna be next, the doo doo police?