Moe Happy Hour Hero
A pint of beer and a pretty girl...a pack of Camel
Lights
Another night, another bar...green neon lights
Smoke acts as a camouflage for every lizard with a line
Forget about the pretty girl...a Saranac* will do just
fine
A pint of beer and a shot of Jack...a pack of Camel
Lights
Some days don't see the day and some don't see the
night
Damn barstool wobbles, ain't no footrest at the bar
When I pass through my water glass I can, I can see who
you are
Chorus (Repeated 2x):
One more bottle
One more bottle
One more bottle for this happy hour hero
A pint of beer and a pretty girl...a pack of Camel
Lights
Sweaty little men worship those Southern girls in
tights
And we keep on playin' the songs that no one wants to
hear
Sweaty little man just shot a hundred-dollar bill
without a care
And we play from ten to two, but we work from noon to
four
Try to make a guarantee, try to make points on the
door**
No one tells us what to do, no one tells us where to go
One more bottle for this happy hour hero
(Chorus Repeated 2x - Vocal Jam)
And Charlotte's a long way to go, just to show 'em what
you got
And I hear it's worth the trip...the room gets burning
hot
Let me jot down one more thing, just one more thing
before I go
One more bottle for this happy hour hero
One more bottle for this happy hour hero
One more bottle for this happy hour hero
One more bottle for this happy hour hero
One more bottle for this happy hour, this happy hour
hero
