Ming Tea Daddy Wasn't There
Daddy, daddy wasn't there
Daddy, daddy wasn't there to take me to the fair
It seems he doesn't care
Daddy wasn't there
Daddy, daddy wasn't there to change my underwear
It seems he doesn't care
Daddy wasn't there
When I was first baptized
When I was criticized
When I was ostracized
When I was Jazzercised
Sticky kidney pies
When I was modernized
When I was circumcised
Daddy wasn't there
When I was first baptized
When I was criticized
When I was ostracized
When I was Jazzercised
Sticky kidney pies
When I was modernized
When I was circumcised
Daddy wasn't there to take me to the fair
To change my underwear
Daddy wasn't there
Daddy wasn't there peace
If you got a daddy issue, here's a daddy tissue
D to the A to the D D Y
D to the A to the D D Y
Say it just fad but I've got a deadbeat dad
D to the A to the D D Y
D to the A to the D D Y
I sit in my room and cry
And I ask myself the reason why
Daddy, daddy
D A D D Y, peace
