Mimas Dads
The boy swam across one million rivers
He didn't notice the gator who ate his arms and liver
The mother invested in home security
The dad missed the money, and he'd beat her up pretty heavily
The worries...
The wife (the worries), the kids (the worries) and the payments for the cat and dog, no you're not getting a horse
The smell (the worries), the sweat (the worries) and the deodorant (the worries). The doctors recommendations
The friends (the worries), the smell even worse, even worse (the worries) than my armpits, armpits and the worries
And my armpits, armpits