Microwave Jenny Stuck On The Moon
You might not believe that these words are my own
But I wrote this myself so your mind would be blown
If what I felt for you was kept on a boat
There’s not enough water to keep it afloat
If every word I wrote made you want to smile
I’d write a list of words as long as The Nile
And never stand so far that I had to shout
I’d follow you ‘round and won’t shut my mouth
If you were safe when I held you I’d be satisfied
With my arms stitched in a coat and you wrapped in inside
You’d wear me out in the rain and the snow
But you can’t hang me up ‘cause I won’t let you go
No I won’t let you go
If you were only happy if I went away
I’d dig a hole in the moon and inside I’d stay
But I’d take a pencil and some paper too
And think of the perfect words to write to you
I’d take all the lines from your favourite songs
And write a new favourite and you’d sing along
Then I’d pencil in your favourite cartoon
And he’d stand before millions and sing you this tune
While I’m stuck on the moon
