Mickey Avalon Tight Blue Jeans
Oh shit, the Av's back up in this bitch
And it goes like this
Work that pole baby shake your tits
[Chorus]
I see your girly and she looking at me
She wanna know what's in these tight, blue jeans
A hard man is good to find and you can bet your bottom dollar nuttin' harder than mine
[Verse 1]
Call me quick, draw me cross
Suicide bomber, juiced on the loose like Osama bin Laden
Naked on the crucifix like Madonna
I'mma take the low road, meet me at the bottom
These are the things that are better forgotten
Don't eat the corn, babe it's green and its rotten
I wouldn't laugh man it could be your daughter
Damn that shit bitch will do for a dollar
[Chorus]
I see your baby and she looking at me
I'm 'bout to get her out her tight ass jeans
A bad bitch if good to find, now I'mma mess with her body while I play with your mind
I see your girly and she looking at me
She wanna know what's in these tight, blue jeans
A hard man is good to find and you can bet your bottom dollar nuttin' harder than mine
[Verse 2]
I'll be the man behind the mask
Phantom of the Opera
Slammin' that ass like a Harlem globe trotter
You ain't got a chance against my Chevy and parlour
Now [?]
Blah, blah, blah, yaddy, yaddy, yadda
Pay me today and I'll see you tomorrow
Don't laugh man it could be your daughter
Sold her for the [?]
[Chorus]
I see your baby and she looking at me
I'm 'bout to get her out her tight ass jeans
A bad bitch if good to find, now I'mma mess with her body while I play with your mind
I see your girly and she looking at me
She wanna know what's in these tight, blue jeans
A hard man is good to find and you can bet your bottom dollar nuttin' harder than mine
[Bridge]
Good girls go to heaven
Bad girls go to hell
So if you wanna have some fun then just don't kiss and tell
I said, good girls go to heaven
And bad girls go to hell
So if you wanna have some fun then just don't kiss and tell
[Chorus]
I see your baby and she looking at me
I'm 'bout to get her out her tight ass jeans
A bad bitch if good to find, now I'mma mess with her body while I play with your mind
I see your girly and she looking at me
She wanna know what's in these tight, blue jeans
A hard man is good to find and you can bet your bottom dollar nuttin' harder than mine
