Merkules Carole Killed Her Husband
[Intro]
Oh, you're bored right?
I bet you've never been this bored
[Verse 1]
I was smoking chronic, watching Joe Exotic
And I could tell Carole Baskin was so psychotic
All her husband's money is was what I know she wanted
So she fed him to the tigers and disposed his body
No wonder no one saw him, the shit was crystal clear
He invested all his money in his business there
It was easier for her to say he disappeared
So she could use it as a cover up when shit gets weird
Now let's talk about Jeff Lowe, Joe is depressed bro
Blowin' out meth smoke, goin' all mental
He was goin' broke 'til you showed up, like "Let's go!"
You took the zoo from him and turned on him tenfold
There was Joe always kissin' his ass
Not knowing Jeff Lowe's not as rich as he acts
But he thinks he's the man so Joe gives him a pass
Who would've known Jeff Lowe was a snitch and a rat?
I'm just sayin'
[Chorus]
Carole killed her husband
And you won't ever change my mind
Carole killed her husband
I'll prove it, it'll just take time
Carole killed her husband
And you won't ever change my mind
Carole killed her husband
I'll prove it, it'll just take time
[Verse 2]
Joe wanted Carole dead, there was hatred inside him
He put a hit on her for three K as a deposit
Allen drove down to Florida to wait for his target
And got sidetracked on his way in the process
He had too much guilt that he couldn't let go
He was mad at himself 'cause he should've said "No"
He did what he could 'til he couldn't no more
And he ended up spending it on hookers and blow
Now Jeff's undercover like a f..cking sucker
Him and James calling out and they get something from him
Like if you rat right now then I'll let you off
They'll only lock up Joe, no one takes the fall
Like, did he give you anymore to collect it all?
'Cause if he did then that's what they'll arrest him for
Now the cops are only pointing their fingers at Joe
So you can only imagine how bad his sentencing goes
Free Joe
[Chorus]
Carole killed her husband
And you won't ever change my mind
Carole killed her husband
I'll prove it, it'll just take time
Carole killed her husband
And you won't ever change my mind
Carole killed her husband
I'll prove it, it'll just take time
[Outro]
Jeff is a rat
Carole killed her husband
Jeff is a rat
Carole killed her husband
Fuck James Garretson
Fuck James Garretson
Fuck James Garretson
Jeff is a rat
