Merkules Bawse (feat. Prof)
[Intro: Merkules]
Oh, yeah
[Chorus: Merkules]
When you see us pullin' up outside of the club fifty-deep, we don't need ID (I'm the muhfuckin' boss)
We been through it all, so, tonight we goin' hard
I might f..ck around and buy the whole bar (I'm the muhfuckin' boss)
Tonight it's on me, everything is all free
So, let's party like some f..ckin' rock stars (I'm the muhfuckin' boss)
If they got a problem, tell 'em bring who they want
We can do this right here on the spot (I'm the muhfuckin' boss)
[Verse 1: Merkules]
Bacardi smasher, the party crasher, I'm hardly hammered
The clock ain't even strike midnight and I'm already scrappin'
Don't wanna crash 'til the birds are chirpin', I'm partly batshit
And, plus, I'm higher than carbon taxes, so, spark and pass it (Hahaha)
A hеartless bastard, I'm blackin' out before I arrivе
The kind of guy that would sucker punch you just by surprise
No 9 to 5, I just started rappin' so I'd survive
I stole this beat off of Napster when I was high and dry
But, line for line, there's nobody breathin' that's even close (C'mon)
Let's flee the scene with a ki' of Coke and a Kia Soul (Skrrt)
I need to cope so I'm takin' shots of tequila gold
Don Julio made me puke all over my vehicle
Tonight's the night that we risk it all, so, bring your dogs
We're pissin' off all the neighbors, sorry, I missed your call
How come every time I party there's some fists involved?
Middle fingers in the sky, f..ck the liquor laws
[Chorus: Merkules]
When you see us pullin' up outside of the club fifty-deep, we don't need ID (I'm the muhfuckin' boss)
We been through it all, so, tonight we goin' hard
I might f..ck around and buy the whole bar (I'm the muhfuckin' boss)
Tonight it's on me, everything is all free
So, let's party like some f..ckin' rock stars (I'm the muhfuckin' boss)
If they got a problem, tell 'em bring who they want
We can do this right here on the spot (I'm the muhfuckin' boss)
[Verse 2: Prof]
Bar breaker, Jameson thug
Walkin' 'round aimless as f..ck
Famous as f..ck, dangerous as f..ck
Who wanna sign up?
Ain't it a mind f..ck?
Jameson lined up, bitches swangin' from my nuts
Dick swangin' (Swangin'), chain danglin'
Drinkin' with me is like gang-bangin' with Wilt Chamberlain
I post at the bar, she had her hands down my pants
Cancel my plans
In the middle of a fist fight with the passion of Christ
Rappers delight, knocked him out, kissed him goodnight
I'm the most cancelable emcee in Minnesota history
If you see me hurt someone you're lookin' at me differently
True violence, and the crew won't stop 'til we see red and blue sirens
Plus, I got some thug bitches with loose hymens
Who ain't afraid to get to two-timin'
I'm takin' applications
[Chorus: Merkules]
When you see us pullin' up outside of the club fifty-deep, we don't need ID (I'm the muhfuckin' boss)
We been through it all, so, tonight we goin' hard
I might f..ck around and buy the whole bar (I'm the muhfuckin' boss)
Tonight it's on me, everything is all free
So, let's party like some f..ckin' rock stars (I'm the muhfuckin' boss)
If they got a problem, tell 'em bring who they want
We can do this right here on the spot (I'm the muhfuckin' boss)
[Outro: Prof]
Anywhere, anywhere, anywhere you want
Every [?] on the Southside got a story 'bout me, bitch
Rail Station, Schooner, Big Man's, Voodoo Club, The Nomad
I broke 'em all
