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Merkules Bawlz


Aha
I always say aha in the intro like I'm agreein' or something
Whatever, f..ck it, I'm goin' in

The shit is crazy, I got nottin' to lose
Man, I remember when we used to have something to prove
But I'm on top now, lookin' down and lovin' the view
If I'd jump, I'd probably land in the chunk of the coop, yaah
Canadian killer that waitin' for pictures but I don't do the small talk
I just came for the dinner, I eat the steak and lick the plate and head straight to the shitter
Then I puke inside the sink after I drinked all the liquor
'Cause I'm a scumbag, asshole, bastard child, ask around
I was broke but I'm laughin' now
Now my girl countin' money 'till she pass us out
As she wake up in the plane and we land 'em out
I only braggin' 'cause I know what it was like at the bottom
I got tourettes now, everything I write is retarted
All the fights that I started got me feelin' like I'm a target
But I still don't give a f..ck, I guess I might be the problem
Gghhaaa

I heard he bought a brand new whip wit' the roof missin'
He be on some brand new shit (No, I didn't)
I heard he bought a brand new watch and the grill, you could see his shine everytime he talks (Could be true)
I heard he's doin' sold out shows and when he come home I heard the whole town goes (Yeah, that's true)
I heard he's got some bigass balls and they drag on the ground when he goes for a walk (It's kind of annoying)

And you can see 'em f..ckin' hangin' out my pants
Now I got your baby moma goin' crazy in the stand
I'm a time-bomb tickin', I be patient as I can or now I'm 'bout to blow the f..ck up, the grenades are goin' hhhaaaammmm, baby
I don't take showers, I don't wash my hands
So you can smell that I'm shit when you cross my path, uuuhhh
How the f..ck do I even have friends?
I'm so dope that when this album drops you'll need an aspirin
If you hate then I'm sorry you should eat a fat dick
Got my zipper nawwn in public for that easy access, yeahh
Fat f..cker but my belly's not complainin', this can happen when you let a f..ckin' lion out the cage
Nahh, I know that not givin' a f..ck is sort of dope, you should still this of the internet and play it for your folks
If this song makes you angry I consider that a joke, I could lie and say I care about your feelings but I don't
Bitch

I heard he bought a brand new whip wit' the roof missin'
He be on some brand new shit (No, I didn't)
I heard he bought a brand new watch and the grill, you could see his shine everytime he talks (Could be true)
I heard he's doin' sold out shows and when he come home I heard the whole town goes (Yeah, that's true)
I heard he's got some bigass balls and they drag on the ground when he goes for a walk (It's kind of annoying)



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