125 West 3rd Street Lyrics

Menswear 125 West 3rd Street

tommy took a walk one day
found himself on west third and broadway
took a cab to midtown, times square
met a girl he knows called tessa there

well she had problems with his personal hygiene
and the coffee he drinks is full of caffeine
she said tommy take a bath for me
you stink, i'll scrub you till you're squeakly clean

tess, he said, i don't understand
how they grow tomatoes in a can
tess, he said, now wait a while
my teeth don't glitter when i smile