Mc Honky 3 Turntables & 2 Microphones
…kicking and scratching he'll–
Is this thing on?
Hello?
Chk chk chk
Dear Howard
It recently came to my attention
That I did not win
This year's freestyle rap competition
True, my feelings were hurt
But I'm okay
I got 3 turntables & 2 microphones
3 turntables & 2 microphones
I am so sick and tired
Everything I do
It is wrong with you
I have to constantly second-guess myself
In everything
Because you always see my actions
In your own way
But I can't ???? ?????
I got 3 turntables & 2 microphones
3 turntables & 2 microphones
What the f..ck was I supposed to do?
I can't read your mind!
I am going to put it on the liiine
You are so damn dramatic…
AND LET'S DO IT NOW!
3 turntables & 2 microphones
3 turntables & 2 microphones
I got 3 turntables & 2 microphones
Peace [?]
Awwwww yeeeah
Aww yeah
Aww yeah!
Awww yeeah…that's what daddy likes!
Woo!
I wanna hear my girl sing some harmony
3 turntables & 2 microphones
3 turntables & 2 microphones
That's my girl
If you think
I am not a broken man
You are sadly, sadly…
Wrong
Now, Howard
I want to be
Magnanimous
I want to be a good loser
I am not a bitter man
This year's
Freestyle rap competition
Doesn't mean
A thing to me now
It's all in the past
But let's face it
You and I know –
The whole world knows –
That DJ What's'isname
Doesn't deserve that title
Let my people know
That I will be back next year
And I'll have 4 turntables & 3 microphones
4 turntables & 3 microphones
4 turntables & 3 microphones
4 turntables & 3 microphones
4 TURNTABLES & 3 MICROPHONES!
4 TURNTABLES & 3 MICROPHONES!
Doo, doo, doo, doo-doo, doo, doo-dooo
Doo, doo, doo, doo-doo, doo, doo-dooo
Doo, doo, doo, doo-doo, doo, doo-dooo
Doo, doo, doo, doo-doo, doo, doo-dooo
Aww yeah
He can eat a bowl of cereal
For all I care
You wanna come hang with me
I got the shit