Mc Frontalot 5000
Where did all you f..ckers come from?
Why do you remain?
I'm pretty sure that most of what I
write on here's inane
Like when it rains
I post "it's raining."
When it clears up
I post "dry."
You can find out
if I'm hungry
or I'm tired
or I'm high.
And some of you are spam bots
but some of you are real.
That's how I feel.
So here's a shout out to the real ones,
the kind I find I field appeals from
when I hit round numbers, yo.
Let's all enjoy the afterglow.