Laf Nag Lyrics

Maxnormal.tv Laf Nag

Max: At the end of the day, I'm on my way home on the highway, thank god it's Friday,

Max Normal in 9 to 5, you know the vibe, pull some overtime, clock out, then home to wife.

Then I noticed that I don't know where the hell I am, Must've taken a wrong turn, Shit, let me phone home, (Phone Ringing) "Hey Honey, Listen don't get cross, I'm gonna be a little late, I'm just a bit lost."

(She says: "You promised me you'd come ... I can't believe.... Don't do this... don't do this to me.")

Woah it's breaking up, I've got bad reception, I've got a crap connection, I'm just gonna get directions, Go back to the intersection, wind down my window, to speak to some kids, but before I speak the kids go:

(HOOK) Tik, Tik Lollypop, [no f..cking clue] [no f..cking clue] [no f..cking clue] .... Neon Don

Max: Ok, nice, don't know what the hell that was all about let me speak to these two guys coming round the corner now

[no f..cking clue]

Neon Don: Can I help you?

Max: Hi guys, I made a bum steer, Do you know how I get to the highway from here?

Neon Don: Shit for brains it's kinda hard to explain, I still don't wanna put a (???) strain on your brain.

Max: Uh, what are you doing?

[they get in the car] Gangster B: It's ok, we can show you the way.

Neon Don: If you want to get to the highway drive straight.

Max: Hi, I'm Max Normal!

Neon Don: Dress code strictly formal? Not quite.

[no f..cking clue] [no f..cking clue] [no f..cking clue] [no f..cking clue]

Neon Don: Don't leave here Maxi, right-o you got it? Oh my god, what's this here in your wallet? [Don pulls a picture of Max's wife out] Don: Oh, visie day look a meisie Gangster B: Face me Don: Kyk hie Gangster B: Hello baby Max: Hey that's my wife

Don: Uh Max, you got a nice suit Advise my now kyk hie why you wearing my shoes? Max: Uh these are my shoes Don: Come on don't be insecure I'm a size nine let my try them on to be sure Daas it now, fits it snug like a glove Take a puff my bru Max: Uhhh no thank you [Don cocks a gun] Don: Smoke this or I smoke you [Max takes a tiny puff] Uh uh uh Max, that won't do Ganster B: [no f..cking clue] Don: Puff it! Do it! [???] [Max Takes a Bunch of Big Hits!] [Laughter]

(Hook)

Max: Whoo Jesus H. Christ Goin on don't know slow mo I'm on Deep Space 9 Getting insecure, very bad feeling Creepy flowing Need to go sleep or go pee, a homie Laughing at me with no teeth oh jeez Shit is so deep My brain's custard What's happening I don't understand, Max in wonderland Wearin nothing but his flippin underpants Neon Don's in my socks and my shoes Plus he's rocking my suit F..ck it I'm too High to open up the door let me climb through The window Huh where are we? Half inside half outside my body What's that noise? Sounds like a party Down a little passage and go open a black gate Old woman: Hey go through the back gate! F..ckin creepy! An old lady reading a bible by her bed watching TV By the back door Into the back yard I'm at peace thank god A big black dog! [Hey!]

The lights get dim Everybody says Hi to Don I'm with him! A lot of boob tube tops, a lot of low rise jeans Hi everybody don't mind me Cold beer's pumpin out the freezer in the garage Don gettin jiggy with some chicky with a fat ass Some guys by the ride playing dominoes go [Go Donny Don go Donny Don go] God my head's fried I got the red eyes Little kids running around way after bedtime Lookin funky in my undies Still need to wee Don grabs the mic on the karaoke machine Don: Wie maak die jol vol? [TRANSLATION: Who Fills The Room? / Who Rocks The House?] Crowd: Donnie maak die jol vol! [TRANSLATION: Don Fills the Room] Don: Wie maak die jol vol? Crowd: Donnie maak die jol vol! Go Donnie! Go go! Go Donnie! Go go! Go Donnie! Go go! Go Donnie! Go go! Gangsta B: Maxi in the ghetto! Crowd: And not the ghetto! Maxi in the ghetto! And not the ghetto! Go Maxi! Say say! Go Maxi! Say say! Go Maxi! Say say! Yepa!

Max: My mind's open third eye strobing When Neon Don's brand new cellphone rings Don: Hello (wife: "Is Max there?") Don: "Jis one's your wife Maxi" Hi honey (wife: "I thought you were dead!") Don't say that, I'm just hanging with some new friends in the Cape Flats (wife: "I thought you were laf nag!") Eh don't say that! Listen I got another call on hold, I'll call you straight back

(Hook)

Max: This is not a ??? day I'm on my way home on the highway in my underpants hitchhiking, what are those lights? I was so frightened, woo, what a night! ooh, there's a white van, cool! so glad you guys stopped out the white van jumped two white cops

cops: Is everything all right with you?"

Max: Me? ??? ??? my bru!