Max Levine Ensemble You Are A Rude Thoughtless Little Pig
- so people who don't like u2, here is what they like,
ok. i'm ok with this so far.
- i love the guitar sound, i have to say!
- this sounds fine so far, i could like this. so far so
good. i'm ok still... I KNOW YOU'RE BITTER!! how does a
band stand in a room with someone singing like that and
think "yeaaah"
- but wait turn it up. it's not only absurdly out of key,
but they're also out of time. they're off rhythm with
each other and the music. it's sort of like jerry lewis
in his delicate delinquent days fronting a punk rock
band. LADIIIEEESSS!! my worst nightmare is to find
somebody who likes that band and also likes my stuff,
because then immediately, IMMEDIATELY, i'm going to start
questioning myself and ask myself "what am i doing
wrong??"
- now what if one of them was to offer you sex.
- um, they're all fellows, so no. but actually even if
they were ladies, no. i mean when you get to our age, the
idea of having sex with somebody...
- you think it's badass, but it's not badass!! you crack
me up.
- i don't have roller-skates that light up at night.
- come on. you sir, are the old man.
