Max Levine Ensemble The Estranged Journeys Of Richard Nixon
Burst out of the bank
Money in my hands
Hopped into the get away car
Dick Nixon’s at the wheel
He said “that’s not enough”
So we proceeded to rob 3 more banks
Well I admit I was kinda terrified,
When I saw the Helicopters.
The cops were all approaching and then
Richard said “don’t worry, I got a plan.”
Nixon had a plane
And it could leave today
The only problem was we’d have to board by foot.
So we began to run
But eight guys knocked us down
We were handcuffed and then Nixon kinda shrugged.
Well I heard Nixon never did any hard time,
While I was stuck in a cold stone walled cell
But then I saw Tom Hanks in the cell next to me,
And I knew I’d be alright.
But then Tom Hanks just said to me
“I’m just here for my movie.”
And that was the end of my dream.
