Matthias Pet Peeves
[Verse 1]
Can I go on Facebook once without your complaints
Or getting invited to childish games
Don't you dare take a shot of Spam
Your dinner doesn't belong on Instagram
Oh I just want to cut you when you're chewing out loud
If I see another duck face I'll freak out
The only time that I'll allow flip-flops is when I step in a puddle wearing socks
[Pre-Chorus]
Comments on YouTube counting your view
Can't be the worst, yeah ‘cause technically, I'm the first
[Chorus]
It's just a few small things that keep getting under my skin
And I shout, “Noooooo! Nooooooo!”
And I'm gonna count to ten, relax and not again
And I shout, “Noooooo! Nooooooo!”
These are my pet peeves
[Verse 2]
How many times is my toaster gonna burn my toast
Why is there that setting, I don't think I even know
When I wind my headphones nice and taut
And my pocket magically ties them in a knot
Is Apple Maps Apple's idea of a joke
It never takes me anywhere I actually wanna go
My relationships were a wreck
Because of the iPhone's autocorrect
[Pre-Chorus]
Can't stand bad drivers
Just learn to park your cars
Don't you be texting
Yeah, just put it down, we're having fun
[Chorus]
It's just a few small things that keep getting under my skin
And I shout, “Noooooo! Nooooooo!”
And if there's even one more thing I swear I'm gonna kill myself