Masters Of Ceremony Skullfuck
[Lines delivered by R.Lee Ermey, from Full Metal
Jacket]
Do you suck dicks? Are you a peter-puffer?
Bullshit! I bet you could suck a golfball through a
garden-hose! I'll be watching you.
Who's the slimy little Communist-shit twinkle toed
cock-sucker down here who just signed his own death
warrant?
Pyle, I'm going to give you three seconds,exactly three
f..cking seconds, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and
skull-fuck you!
One...
Two...
Three...
AHHH!
That's enough! Get on your feet.
You little scumbag, I've got your name. I've got your
ass! You will not laugh, you will not cry. You will
learn by the numbers, I will teach you. Now get up, get
on your feet!
Well, any f..cking time, Sweetheart.
You had best un-fuck yourself or I will unscrew your
head and shit down your neck!
That's enough! Get on your feet.
Out-fucking-standing. I will P.T. you all until you
f..cking DIE!
...Fuck you up!
