Capped Teeth And Caesar Salad Lyrics

Marti Webb Capped Teeth And Caesar Salad

Capped teeth and Caesar Salad
Good old Beverly Hills
With every deal that's done
An award is won
You can rent a car
Or rent a star
Suntans and Sunday brunches
Sprinklers sprinkle away
Careers are being hyped
Before the scripts are typed
I'll call you back and have a nice day

Capped teeth and Caesar Salad
Spotless Beverly Hills
If someone takes a walk
All the neighbours talk
Every man and beast
Came from out East
Egos and valet parking
Newsmen gossip away
If you don't mean a thing
You'll find your phone won't ring
I'll call you back and have a nice day

("Hello... Mr. Stigwood's Office - No, I'm afraid he's at a screening. If you would like to leave word we'll get right back to you. Thank you for calling - Have a nice day.")

Capped teeth and Caesar Salad
Prime time Beverly Hills
The cost of land's so high
You can't afford to die
When you feel bad there
You dial-a-prayer
Earthquakes and English muffins
Ulcers popping away
It's like a fairy tale
Long as you don't inhale
I'll call you back and have a nice day.