Manila Luzon Gay Man
[Intro]
What is that guy doing? He looks so gay
Dang it, I think he saw me
[Verse 1]
Come through, I'm in We-Ho
Brunch game strong, be winnin' drag bingo
I'm rollin' with these hoes
Uber XL to the club, Chevy Tahoe
Dancin' to Britney
Flippin' my weave, yeah, that's when you see me
'Nother straight guy, givin' stank eye
With the girls, Malibu Bay breeze
[Pre-Chorus 1]
Bears and twinks, femmes and freaks
Hunks and punks and gamer geeks
Drags and daddies, Asian fatties
We all here, so why you askin'?
Dude, are you gay, man?
[Chorus]
Yaaas, I'm the gay man
Yaaas, I'm the gay man
Can't you tell I'm flamin'
Can I get an Amen?
Yaaas, I'm the gay man, gay man
[Post-Chorus]
Yaaas, I'm the gay man, gay man
[Verse 2]
We cool, respect, bro
Doin' our things, gettin' down on the dancefloor
I'm pumpin' Manolos
You kickin' it in (Payless Bogos?)
Let me educate you, man
Not tryna date you man
Not every gay man's a fag and not every fag is a gay man
So let's get it straight, man
[Pre-Chorus 2]
Pups and ponies, DL homies
Top and bottom, macaronis
Greg Louganis, fab and famous
Twinkle stinkhole, vajazzled anus
Yo, I just like boobs
[Chorus]
Yaaas, I'm the gay man
Yaaas, I'm the gay man
Can't you tell I'm flamin'
Can I get an Amen?
Yaaas, I'm the gay man, gay man
[Post-Chorus]
Yaaas, I'm the gay man, gay man
[Bridge]
You do you and I'll do me
Flamboyant as I can be
I'm not tryna dance up on you
Not unless you want me to?
No homo
[Chorus]
Yaaas, I'm the gay man
Yaaas, I'm the gay man
Can't you tell I'm flamin'
Can I get an Amen?
Yaaas, I'm the gay man, gay man
[Post-Chorus]
Yaaas, I'm the gay man, gay man
[Outro]
You know, you're pretty cool
You're not so bad yourself
But we've gotta do something about these shoes