Mall'd To Death Mall'd To Death
Oh what a fix, what a fix
Way back in '56
That was the start of it all
Southdale, U.S.A.'s first shopping mall
'95, Kevin Smith,
And the Mallrat kids
They took over Eden Prairie
Just like the yuppies did
And to top it all off
We got the biggest in America
Hey Bloomington, what'd you let 'em do to ya?
