Malfunkshun Mr. Liberty
Oh senorita dances for me
Complete with vaseline and LSD
My little doggie she barks all night
And no I've never owned a woman
A celebration in the city
And there's people running round
My little heart crys at night
Everyday it seems I die a little inside
But when I think I regret it like a girl
and now I am Mr. Liberty with morals
A celebration in the city
And there's people running round
