Malcolm McLaren Waltz Darling
written by: Malcolm McLaren/David Lebolt INTRODUCING LOURDES & PRETTY FATT A sweet tuxedo girl you see Queen of ball society Fond of fun As fun as fond can be When it's on the strict Q.T. I'm not too young I'm not too old Not too timid Not too bold Just the kind you like to hold Just the kind for sport I'm told Hell's a poppin When I'm waltzing In my stockings Hell's a poppin in the whole wide world I'm a blushing bud of innocence Says Papa at a big expense Old maids say I have no sense Boys declare I'm just immense For my song I do conclude I want it strictly understood Though fond of fun, I'm never rude Though not too bad I'm not too good Never put your hands on a man except in dancing Whispering, giggling at the same time have no place In good society Don't think you can be rude to anyone and escape Wh, wh, whispering is always rude Don't hang on to anyone for support Don't stand or walk with your chest held in and Your hips forward in an imitation of a reverse letter S
