Madness Time For Tea
Scouring through the wasteland
with an urge to take
anything that comes into view
only ten more puffs until bedtime
I?ve found eating so time consuming
"Willie oh Willie", she cried it?s time for tea
Willie, oh where in hell has he gone?
It?s time for tea
South of the wasteland at your DIY
The inconsiderate rings his till
Offering plans of easy credit
Claims he?ll cause a killing in the school half term
"Willie oh Willie", she cried it?s time for tea
Willie, oh where in hell has he gone?
It?s time for tea
And welly well, well, what have I found here?
A hiding place made by Frigidaire
I think I?ll try it and give my mates a scare
They?ll all be searching neither here nor there
"Willie oh Willie", she cried it?s time for tea
Willie, oh where in hell has he gone?
It?s time for tea
Long depress of autumn breeze
Sucking on the rubber back teeth
Plays into the hand of the hardware man
Who selfishly, ?I don?t care?
