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Machine Gun Fellatio Gulf Kont

Let's get it all together now

How to play golf
I'll give you one tip (?)
How to play golf
I'll give you one tip (?)
Hit the ball away from you (swing!)

The ball is teed up
The ball is teed up
Start out with a drive
Heave at the ball

How to play golf
(swing!)
How to play golf

You ever take turf? Just a little turf, just a little turf
You ever take turf? I said I take turf all the time

You gotta (swing!) grip correctly, you gotta cock these wrists
You gotta grip correctly, you gotta have good footwear

Shove your right foot out
Turn the right foot in
Shove your right foot out
Heave at the ball

The ball is teed up
The ball is teed up
Start out with a drive
Heave at the ball

The ball is teed up
The ball is teed up
Start out with a drive
Heave at the ball

(swing! clack! Yeah! Alright!)

It's just a difficult day
And don't let anybody ever, ever tell you any different


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