Zealander Song Lyrics

MF Zealanders Zealander Song

            
1 Verse:	Oh, you think my notorious accent
         Tells you I’ve a show-off attitude
         On the Danish map, you compare that
	Jutland pictures 
         a mighty Danish giraffe
	And Zealand’s only 
         its “foreign” feacals 

Chorus:                       	
	‘Cause I’m just a F....... Zealander
	 Living weird 
          on a haunted boarding school
	 Where I can get no: 
          Girlfriend, boyfriend, 
          hetero, metro!!!
	 When you just stay cold and cruel
	 Or am I just a 
          selfish, weakling tool?
2 Verse: 
          Here’s the sweaty farmer attractive
	 His muscles make these 
          girls go busty, yeah 
          I get attacked when I sleep
	 And I don’t care if 
	 Your tractor is a John Deere 
	 Or just a Steyr 
	 Am I an outsider?

 	Chorus

Bridge (solo): 
                     	
	Once this zoo starts to act
         like it was 
         living peacefully in our country
         Verbal fighting – 
         senseless perceptions
         Will this “war” come to an end again? 
         Together “our reign” can rule the 
         7 seas and Scandinavia 
         The party never stops –
         When we’ll kick Bornholm 
         right back to Sweden 
         once again…

      Let’s do it – you might hate me now,     
         but you can’t change me…

	Chorus x2 …