MF Zealanders Zealander Song
1 Verse: Oh, you think my notorious accent
Tells you I’ve a show-off attitude
On the Danish map, you compare that
Jutland pictures
a mighty Danish giraffe
And Zealand’s only
its “foreign” feacals
Chorus:
‘Cause I’m just a F....... Zealander
Living weird
on a haunted boarding school
Where I can get no:
Girlfriend, boyfriend,
hetero, metro!!!
When you just stay cold and cruel
Or am I just a
selfish, weakling tool?
2 Verse:
Here’s the sweaty farmer attractive
His muscles make these
girls go busty, yeah
I get attacked when I sleep
And I don’t care if
Your tractor is a John Deere
Or just a Steyr
Am I an outsider?
Chorus
Bridge (solo):
Once this zoo starts to act
like it was
living peacefully in our country
Verbal fighting –
senseless perceptions
Will this “war” come to an end again?
Together “our reign” can rule the
7 seas and Scandinavia
The party never stops –
When we’ll kick Bornholm
right back to Sweden
once again…
Let’s do it – you might hate me now,
but you can’t change me…
Chorus x2 …