Lucy Spraggan Facebook
My name is Lucy Spraggan and I have 2138 friends, on Facebook.
I only speak to around five of them, when I’m not, on Facebook.
My friends comment and say that I look thin.
That’s because I don’t even have a double chin.
I feel popular for having 10 notifications, on Facebook.
I feel deflated when my best friend cancels our engagement, on Facebook, to declare the fact that he has entered a relationship, on Facebook.
Because I know if it’s In my news feed then it’s serious.
If I poke you and you poke me, can I automatically assume that we, are in a relationship and it’s complicated, type of thing you see on your facebook status.
I hate request’s for online games and made-up middle names.
Notifications 3 outta 4 that are for Farville or Mafia wars.
Tagged in a photo you know it’s bad when your tagged in your ex’s stalker top 10, on Facebook
If you poke me and I poke you type my name right into You Tube, put it as your status, go on a play list.
I’m Lucy Spraggan, this song’s called Facebook
