Lucky Face Loretta
My hairdresser's called Loretta, she owns an angry heart
I'm awfully glad I met her but I wouldn't want to see
her start
She owns a fat Lambretta and an even fatter arse
I'm awfully glad I met her but I wouldn't want to break
that heart
She asks "is that alright?"
And just to be polite
I can't tell her it looks like sh*te
I just do it myself again tonight
Because she's big enough to bounce me off the wall
And that would not be all
And she's hard enough to have me in a brawl
And that would not be all
I never feel the need to tip her, but she bears me no
ill
She's always pretty chipper, but it's probably just the
happy pills
She likes to talk for hours about the deeds that she has
done
Then she'll show you a picture saying "here's what you
could've won"
I sit at home at night
Beneath the mirrored light
Wondering if one day might
Loretta actually get it right?
Because she's big enough to bounce me off the wall
And that would not be all
And she's hard enough to have me in a brawl
And that would not be all
It pays you plenty to know your wrong from right
You must be nice, you've got to be nice
Her cupboard's empty, but I won't pay the price
She's gonna bite, she's building up an appetite
She'll bite, she's building up an appetite
Because she's big enough to bounce me down the hall
And that would not be all
And she's hard enough to have me in a brawl
And that would not be all...
