Loudon Wainwright Iii Be Careful There's A Baby In The House
Be careful there's a baby in the house,
And a baby will not be fooled
It will think and do what it wants to
until you get it schooled.
Be careful there's a baby in the house,
And a baby will play it for real
if your I love you is an IOU don't expect to get a good
deal
look out momma, look out dad
your bundle of joy will not be had
if the blanket is blue if the blanket is pink
you'd best watch what you do you'd best watch what you
think
Be careful there's a baby in the house,
And a baby can spot your schtick
all the coochy coochy coo is a lot of poo poo when you
spread it on that thick
Be careful there's a baby in the house,
And a baby is better than smart
it can waddle through all the stuff you do never mind
your big head start
