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Jesus Was A Vampire Lyrics


Loud Youth Jesus Was A Vampire


I drag my balls on the ground
Because they're so f..cking huge
Yeah they're so f..cking huge
Because they're mutated
And they might eat you
Jesus was a vampire
My eyes feel like they're on fire
Jesus was a vampire
Burning with a holy desire
Yeah they're mutated
They got tentacles
They got tentacles
Yeah they're mutated
They got tentacles
For doing things
To people like you
And me
Jesus was a vampire
My eyes feel like they're on fire
Jesus was a vampire
Burning with a holy desire
This song is a metaphor
Think about it
It's so obvious
Just turn off the TV
and think about it
Take your hand out of the bag of potato chips
Do something with your worthless piece of shit life
Just think about it
If you only do one thing just
Think about it
Let's go!
Jesus was a vampire
My eyes feel like they're on fire
Jesus was a vampire
Burning with a holy desire



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