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Lou Reed My Red Joystick
The first bite of the apple made Eve smart The second bite taught her how to break men's hearts The third bite taught her how to strut her stuff But she never got to the fourth bite, that says : Enough is enough Enough is enough, I've had enough of you You can keep your dresses, you can keep your jewels You can keep the color TV, those soaps just make me sick All I'm asking you leave me, is my little red joystick My red joystick, my red joystick All I'm asking you leave me, is my little red joystick My red joystick, my red joystick All I'm asking you leave me, is my little red joystick Eve kissed Able, that's how he got murdered by Cain Abraham gave up his son, to keep his wife away And even the Load almighty, speaking from the trenches to the pits Spoke for all of mankind, when he said Take the Porsche, take the kids, take the stocks Take the rugs, take those roses from my poor heart wilting But, please, please, please Leave me my red joystick, leave me my red joystick Leave me my red joystick, leave me my red joystick Eve drank apple cider, Eve brewed good apple wine Eve cooked up stewed apples, knew how to have a good time She came into the bathroom, raised her skirts up high She said, 'If a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, baby Give me a piece before I die Hey, Eve take a bite of my apple I know you think you're pretty slick The one thing I ask you to leave me is my red joystick My red joystick, my red joystick All I'm asking you leave me, is my little red joystick My red joystick, my red joystick All I'm asking you leave me, is my little red joystick My red joystick
