Local H Disgruntled Christmas
And it's me, the man with no personality Burning down your Christmas tree Blowing up bombs in the shopping maul Mistletoe is going to fall Taking shots with the caroling crowd Stupid song sung way too loud And they're getting dumber all the time I really don't see why she'd spare your friends since I can't say that I care if I ever see them again You say shopping spree I say killing spree And I can think of Christmas past Like the Christmas before last Cousins, uncles, aunts And how can I forgot or care that all I get is Underwear I'd like to beat you on the head with that old Yule log Giving an ungrateful gift gives you a glow Something to burn away the freezing snow If you just let me and I'll be glad to tear your Frosty down I think Christmas really sucks I think Christmas really sucks I really don't see why she'd spare your friends cause I can't say that I care if I ever see them again You'll be sorry That you ever lied to me about Santa Claus
