Little Kuriboh The Phresh Pharoah Of Bel Air
Now, this is a story all about how my life got flipped,
Turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute,
Just sit down James,
I'll tell ya how I became the undisputed king of card games
In Northeastern Africa, born and raised,
In the palace was where I spent most of my days,
Chillin' out max, relaxing all the while,
All playin' some card games right beside the Nile,
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
Got in one little fight and the gods got scared,
They said "You're moving in with Yugi and his grampa down stairs!"
I wound up in Japan, and things were less clear,
Like I couldn't kill someone for losing card games here!
If anything I could say that this place was lame,
But I thought "Nah, forget it, I'll play some card games!"
I bought Card Game booster packs, 7 or 8,
And I yelled at the old man "Yoho, smell ya later!"
Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there,
To sit on my throne with my rediculous hair!